Its about an Pakistan father and a english mother. Together they have seven kids. Six boys - Tariq, Abdul, Sajid, Nazir, Maneer, Saleem and one girl - Meenah. The father is named George, and the mother is named Ella.
The oldest brother is running away at his weeding when he is getting married with someone he don't now. After that he is out of the family and can never come back. In his fathers eyes he is dead.
Sajid is being circumcised, and are always wearing a parka.
Then the father is arranging that Tariq and Abdul should get married. When they are finding out they've run away, but they came back after they had visited they're brother.
Ella is answering George back and then he hits her.
The girls they are suppose to get married to are coming on an visit. The mother of the girls don't like the family, and they are leaving after and argue.
Here is the list of characters:
Father - George
George want his children to be grown up like and pakistani. He want to make fish and chips.
Mother - Ella
Ella want her children to grow up
Brother - Nazir/Nigel
He is moving because he don't want to be married with someone he don't now.
Brother - Saleem
He's father think he is studying to b an engineer, but actually he is studying to be an artist.
Brother - Abdul
He wants to create piece in the family.
Brother - Tariq
Is the pretty boy, the girls love him. He is crossing his fathers will. He don't wanna get married to the one his father has choosing for him.
Brother - Maneer/Ghandi
Believe in the islam. He don't wanna get married to the one his father has choosing for him.
Brother - Sajid
He is the little annoying one, he is being circumcised.
Sister - Meenah
Annie
Mr. Shah
The Mullah
Stella
Peggy
Earnest
Granddad/ Enoch Powell